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blackmariah27
Schütze Kaizer
United States
Current Residence: Erie, PA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Big Pants
Favourite genre of music: Kaizer-rock, WWII German/propaganda, Metal
Favourite photographer: Momma
Favourite style of art: Kaizer-esque
Operating System: Your face.
MP3 player of choice: Ipod Classic 120GB
Shell of choice: Sea
Wallpaper of choice: Gasmasks. Everywhere.
Skin of choice: something that is not allergic to poison ivy!
Favourite cartoon character: Family Guy
Personal Quote: Religion is like cookies...
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I had this dream that I go to a fortune teller. She reads my palm and tells me that the apocalypse is coming and the signs are: three birds in the sky that usually don't fly and the sky turning red. Also, there will be Germans after me, but not modern Germans; Nazis! Then she says she can prevent this if I give her $5.
Of course I say no, 'cause five bucks is five bucks, man, and I head on home. The next day, I get up and look outside and there are two penguins with jet packs in the sky. I get kinda nervous, but she said three and there were only two. So I turn on the TV and everybody's speaking German; same with the radio. When I look outside again the sky's red! So I start to panic and then...
...I find out everything was an elaborate setup by my dad and the reason there were only two penguins in the sky was because the third one couldn't get its jet pack working.

I had my friends draw this for me (if anyone else wants to add to the art collection, that'd be sweet!)
:iconkasandra-callalily: - kasandra-callalily.deviantart.…
:iconkikashi: - i167.photobucket.com/albums/u1…


**I'm posting all my weird dreams here: sktchcomdydream.livejournal.co…



PS. I've been on aim more lately: blackmariah27
  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: Uncle Deadly
  • Reading: "F U, Penguin"

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:iconzyklops:
Love your gas mask images...I wonder why?
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:iconspyraleyed:
SpyralEyed Oct 27, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
Tag you are it! [link]
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Dan-S-T May 21, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
You've been tagged for my Tag Spring party, please read my journal and you'll know the rules.
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:iconkikashi:
[link]

who does this look like?
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:iconblackmariah27:
None of my notes or messages will load and it won't let me post journal entries. At all. Hell, I had trouble posting this!! It is really pissing me off... Anybody else? 'Course you couldn't see this anyway if you were nor could I get your message...
Damned I had things to upload, too!
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Dan-S-T May 16, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
You've been tagged, please go to my page and read the rules
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:iconkorel542:
Pst . . . hello!
(I am the one from Gold Star)
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:iconblackmariah27:
Oh, hi!
Planning on coming back?
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:iconkorel542:
Yeah, maybe this weekend. I wasn't there yesterday because of a party. I was there the week before.
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