I had this dream that I go to a fortune teller. She reads my palm and tells me that the apocalypse is coming and the signs are: three birds in the sky that usually don't fly and the sky turning red. Also, there will be Germans after me, but not modern Germans; Nazis! Then she says she can prevent this if I give her $5.
Of course I say no, 'cause five bucks is five bucks, man, and I head on home. The next day, I get up and look outside and there are two penguins with jet packs in the sky. I get kinda nervous, but she said three and there were only two. So I turn on the TV and everybody's speaking German; same with the radio. When I look outside again the sky's red! So I start to panic and then...
...I find out everything was an elaborate setup by my dad and the reason there were only two penguins in the sky was because the third one couldn't get its jet pack working.
I had my friends draw this for me (if anyone else wants to add to the art collection, that'd be sweet!)
**I'm posting all my weird dreams here: [link]
PS. I've been on aim more lately: blackmariah27