I had this dream that I go to a fortune teller. She reads my palm and tells me that the apocalypse is coming and the signs are: three birds in the sky that usually don't fly and the sky turning red. Also, there will be Germans after me, but not modern Germans; Nazis! Then she says she can prevent this if I give her $5.
Of course I say no, 'cause five bucks is five bucks, man, and I head on home. The next day, I get up and look outside and there are two penguins with jet packs in the sky. I get kinda nervous, but she said three and there were only two. So I turn on the TV and everybody's speaking German; same with the radio. When I look outs